Job Fair Atlanta - How can i get a job @ area 51?

How can i get a job @ area 51?

I'm only 14 ,& i'm thinking serously about working there..

Study hard so you can get good grades in school, go to university and earn your bachelor's degree in a field related to the type of work you want to be doing there, e.g., physics, biology, poli-sci, etc. Do some placements and internships to try to get in with the FBI, the NSA, or the CIA. From there you need to advance your career and look for openings down at area 51 - and of course the Pentagon would be a great steppingstone if you can get work there. (At some point in there you will probably want to consider also earning your master's / doctorate degrees.)
Working in Area 51 is really quite easy. Just send your CV to 25 Main Street, Heiphastos IV, Planet Zarg, Andromeda Galaxy and I'm sure they'll have your application processed and a job waiting for you by the time you turn 18.